{"product_id":"funicorn-bronze-edition-8-inch-resin-sculpture","title":"FUnicorn Bronze Edition 8-inch resin sculpture","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhen douchiness abounds, dickishness is afoot and general jerkiness is slung about for no good reason...HE WILL BE THERE!\u003cbr\u003eBigshot Toyworks proudly presents... the FUnicorn!! Riding to your aid like a majestical steed, dealing backhands of justice, with Zero Fucks given or taken. In a world of pretty ponies and other glitter-spewing magical creatures, the FUnicorn gallops across the land with his head held high, ready to spread his message… of love.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCapture the full color version for the direct, no-nonsense effect, or choose from Gold, Silver or Bronze to award the FUnicorn to your own Zero Fucks Hero. Prepare yourself for instant legendary status (free with purchase).\u003cbr\u003eThe FUnicorn...he puts the FU back in FUN!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe FUnicorn stands 8 inches tall, hand crafted in resin in limited numbers.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eNOTE: Bronze version comes in plain white box (no graphics on box).\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Bigshot Toyshop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46259792707740,"sku":"FUBRONZ","price":52.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9904\/0668\/files\/funicorn.jpg?v=1771500546","url":"https:\/\/toytooth.com\/products\/funicorn-bronze-edition-8-inch-resin-sculpture","provider":"Toytooth","version":"1.0","type":"link"}