{"product_id":"green-messiah","title":"Green Messiah","description":"\u003cp\u003eHES A VERY NAUGHTY BOY! or ITS NOT EASY BEING GREEN Years ago, in the quiet Sussex hamlet of Town Littleworth, something from the black extra-cosmic gulfs of space fell from the sky. Something that a childless couple took in and raised as their son. In this one act of kindness, they may have doomed the world. GREEN MESSIAH is a botanical adventure for use with LAMENTATIONS OF THE FLAME PRINCESS WEIRD FANTASY ROLE-PLAYING and other traditional role-playing games. It is suitable for characters of most levels, and vegetarians. Within you will find an invasive alien species of shape-changing root vegetables, malicious trees, and an extensive menu of delicious - and potentially fatal - fruits and vegetables from another world. The adventure is best played in a shaded area, watered no more than once a week, and kept indoors in colder months. The Messiah Green, before his verdant apotheosis, wrote FORGIVE US, FISH FUCKERS, MORE THAN MEETS THE EYE, and MIDVINTER.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Lamentations of the","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":45484695584924,"sku":"WBTOY9527238617","price":46.19,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0675\/9904\/0668\/files\/71zc6HDtOuL.jpg?v=1761724746","url":"https:\/\/toytooth.com\/products\/green-messiah","provider":"Toytooth","version":"1.0","type":"link"}