Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal The Uncooperative Board Game
With A Grinding Of Gears And Some Uneasy Rumbling Aperture Laboratories Has Resumed Testing Your Team Of Test Subjects Have Entered The Lab And Are Ready To Perform All Sorts Of Important Dignified And Dangerous Testing Procedures All In The Pursuit Of Cake Its A Fun And Funny Fastpaced Fight To The Finish And By Finish We Mean Your Team Probably Died The Lab Is An Everchanging Conveyor Belt Of Death And Dismemberment But Scienctific Progress Must Be At The Forefront Of The Mind Of Every Good Test Subject In This Game Of Constantly Shifting Area Control And Cardplay Players Move And Portal Their Test Subjects To Various Chambers In The Lab At The End Of Each Players Turn One Of The Chambers On The End Of The Lab Gives Way Plunging All Test Subjects On It Into Oblivion But Should Your Test Subjects Have Numbered Greater Than All Others In The Falling Chamber They Earn You Some Wonderful Parting Gifts Which Can Include Cake Yet These Moist Slices Of Industrialgrade Cake Must Be Stored In The Lab Where They Are At Risk Of Falling Into Said Oblivion Not To Mention That Your Jealous Opponents Can Pick Up Your Cake And Move It Closer To That Precipice He Who Has Acquired The Most Cake When A Team Has Lost Its Last Test Subject Is The Winner Do You Risk Gathering Cake Early For A Quick Win Or Do You Bide Your Time And Wait Until You Can Protect It Better Win The Game And Prove The Cake Was No LieFeatures of Cryptozoic Entertainment Portal The Uncooperative Board Game
Designed By Valve Staff The Makers Of Portal & Portal 2! Includes A Free Steam Code For A Copy Of Portal 2! Fast And Fun Gameplay Modular Board Includes Miniatures Of Popular Portal Game Elements
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