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BluePirate Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy with Sweet Potatoes - Gag Can Delight for Unique Culinary Experiences

BluePirate Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy with Sweet Potatoes - Gag Can Delight for Unique Culinary Experiences

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WBTOYB00UGM9LHK

Vendor

Bluepirate

Product Type

Fidget Toys
Regular price $21.56 USD
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Estimated delivery: 3-5 days(United States), 8-12 days (International).

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Description

Creamed Possum: A Unique Southern Gag Gift

Experience a true piece of Southern heritage with our Creamed Possum. This delightful gag gift is a whimsical nod to the resourceful days of the deep South, where every meal told a story of survival and creativity. While the thought of Creamed Possum may tantalize the imagination, it is essential to note that this is a gag gift only and contains composted organic material—definitely not for consumption!

Product Description

Creamed Possum is a tribute to an era when nothing went to waste, and ingenuity reigned supreme in the kitchen. Our product captures the spirit of Southern cuisine with humor, offering a playful way to reminisce about the past. Imagine serving this unique item at your next gathering, where laughter and surprise will fill the air as your friends discover the true contents. The can promises a chuckle and a great story rather than a meal, making it the perfect conversation starter.

Key Features

  • Only the Freshest Roadkill Used in Our Cannery! – A humorous take on traditional Southern cooking.
  • A Gag Gift That Will Have Your Friends Rolling with Laughter! – Perfect for parties, holidays, or as a funny gift for friends.
  • An Original Southern Delight! – A unique item that showcases Southern culture and humor.
  • True Contents: Composted Organic Material - Not Edible – Clearly labeled for safety and compliance with regulations.

This product is ideal for anyone looking to add a touch of Southern charm and humor to their life. Whether you are gifting it to a friend who appreciates quirky items or using it as a playful decoration, Creamed Possum is sure to elicit laughter and fond memories. It is also a wonderful addition to gag gift exchanges, making it a memorable choice for any occasion.

Incorporate this one-of-a-kind item into your collection and celebrate the quirky side of Southern tradition. With its amusing backstory and delightful presentation, Creamed Possum stands out as a truly unique gift option. Don’t miss your chance to own this hilarious piece of Southern lore—add it to your cart today!

Shipping Information

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Packaging & Shipping Protection
All orders are shipped in double boxes and come with full insurance for additional protection. Items are usually shipped within 2-3 working days. We are based right here in the United States, and we use secure shipping methods for your peace of mind. For your protection, we may contact you for extra verification of the payment method.

The product will be delivered to your doorstep, carefully packed to avoid any damage. We understand that privacy is important to our customers, and we aim to provide DISCREET packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, or any details that could hint at the product inside will be encrypted to ensure privacy. The package you receive will be completely discreet.

Note: All orders above $250 will require a signature upon delivery.


Shipping Destinations

We currently ship to the following countries:

United States 
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Processing Time

Orders are processed within 1-3 business days.


Shipping Methods & Delivery Times

Delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on the customer's location, customs processing, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.

  • Domestic orders: Usually take 3-5 business days to deliver.
  • International orders: Usually delivered in 8-12 business days.

Shipping Costs

Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the shipping destination and selected shipping method. We offer free standard shipping within the United States.


Customs, Duties, and Taxes

International orders may be subject to customs duties, taxes, and import fees imposed by the destination country. These charges are the responsibility of the customer. Please check with your local customs office for more details.


Order Tracking

Once your order has shipped, you will receive a tracking number via email to monitor your shipment's progress.


Lost or Delayed Shipments

If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.


Returns & Refunds

For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.


For any questions, feel free to contact our customer service team at support@toytooth.com.


Safety & Compliance

⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

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Frequently Asked Questions

  • Q: What is Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy? A: Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy is a humorous gag gift that mimics a Southern culinary dish. It features composted organic material and is designed to evoke laughter rather than serve as an actual food item.
  • Q: Is Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy edible? A: No, this product is not edible. It contains composted organic material and is intended solely as a gag gift.
  • Q: What are the dimensions of the gag can? A: The gag can measures 3.75 inches in length and 3.75 inches in width, making it a compact and humorous addition to any prank gift collection.
  • Q: What makes this gag gift unique? A: This gag gift stands out due to its unique Southern theme, using the concept of Creamed Possum as a playful nod to traditional Southern cuisine while actually containing non-edible material.
  • Q: How can I use Creamed Possum in Coon Fat Gravy as a gag gift? A: You can use this gag gift to surprise and amuse friends during parties, gatherings, or as a funny present for occasions like birthdays or holidays. It’s sure to get a laugh!
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