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Estimated delivery: 3-5 days(United States), 8-12 days (International).
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Description
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For more than 30 years Archie McPhee has been bringing strange and amazing things to the world. We design and manufacture the kinds of impractical items that make life better. If you'd like to sell them, you can find our wholesale site here! Located in Seattle, Washington, the Archie McPhee store has moved a few times (starting in Fremont, then going to Ballard), but has finally settled into the Wallingford neighborhood. Visit the next time you’re in Seattle. The design team and customer service are in Mukilteo, Washington
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All orders are shipped in double boxes and come with full insurance for additional protection. Items are usually shipped within 2-3 working days. We are based right here in the United States, and we use secure shipping methods for your peace of mind. For your protection, we may contact you for extra verification of the payment method.
The product will be delivered to your doorstep, carefully packed to avoid any damage. We understand that privacy is important to our customers, and we aim to provide DISCREET packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, or any details that could hint at the product inside will be encrypted to ensure privacy. The package you receive will be completely discreet.
Note: All orders above $250 will require a signature upon delivery.
Shipping Destinations
We currently ship to the following countries:
| United States |
Spain | Denmark | Slovak Republic | Latvia |
| Great Britain | Poland | Japan | Singapore | Finland |
| Canada | Portugal | Hungary | Lithuania | India |
| Germany | UAE | Australia | Slovenia | Estonia |
| France | Austria | Croatia | Bulgaria | Turkey |
| Netherlands | Belgium | Czech Republic | Luxembourg | Israel |
| Sweden | Italy | Ireland | Saudi Arabia | Switzerland |
Processing Time
Orders are processed within 1-3 business days.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times
Delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on the customer's location, customs processing, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
- Domestic orders: Usually take 3-5 business days to deliver.
- International orders: Usually delivered in 8-12 business days.
Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the shipping destination and selected shipping method. We offer free standard shipping within the United States.
Customs, Duties, and Taxes
International orders may be subject to customs duties, taxes, and import fees imposed by the destination country. These charges are the responsibility of the customer. Please check with your local customs office for more details.
Order Tracking
Once your order has shipped, you will receive a tracking number via email to monitor your shipment's progress.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Returns & Refunds
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.
For any questions, feel free to contact our customer service team at support@toytooth.com.
Safety & Compliance
Safety & Compliance
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.

Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What is the Mcphee Dress-Up Shakespeare Says? A: The Mcphee Dress-Up Shakespeare Says is a playful gag toy that allows you to create humorous scenarios with Shakespeare by using 43 reusable insults and quotes, along with 21 vinyl cling pieces for costume changes.
- Q: How can I use the Dress-Up Shakespeare Says? A: You can use the Dress-Up Shakespeare Says by filling in the word balloon with your choice of Shakespearean insults or quotes, and dressing up the figure using the included cling pieces to create funny and entertaining displays.
- Q: Is the Dress-Up Shakespeare Says suitable for all ages? A: Yes, the Mcphee Dress-Up Shakespeare Says is suitable for all ages, making it a great gift for Shakespeare enthusiasts, pranksters, or anyone who enjoys humor and creativity.
- Q: What materials are used in the Dress-Up Shakespeare Says? A: The product is made from laminated cardboard and vinyl, ensuring durability while allowing for easy reuse of the insults and clothing pieces.
- Q: Where can I buy the Mcphee Dress-Up Shakespeare Says? A: You can purchase the Mcphee Dress-Up Shakespeare Says directly from Archie McPhee's website or through various retailers that specialize in gag toys and practical jokes.


