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Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk - Funny Family-Friendly Pranks, White & Black, Small Size, Perfect Xmas Stocking Stuffers
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Witty YetiProduct Type
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$12.71 USD
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Introducing the Ultimate Bad Parking Revenge Cards - 50 Pack
Don't get mad at poorly parked vehicles; get even with our 50 pack of bad parking revenge cards! These humorous cards are perfect for the whole family, providing a lighthearted way to address parking lot frustrations without causing a scene. Each card features a clever, snarky saying that will surely make the owner of the offending vehicle think twice about their parking skills.
Product Features:
- PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. It's the perfect alternative to a fake parking ticket.
- EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. Perfect for kids and adults alike, our cards deliver family-friendly insults that are sure to bring a smile.
- GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts. If you're not 100% happy, just let us know!
- BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Each box contains 50 cards with 10 different sayings, ideal for parking lot patrols.
- THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT. Perfect for holiday parties or as a unique gift for passive-aggressive friends and family.
What’s Inside?
You will receive a box containing 50 (fifty) 2x3.5 inch cardstock bad parking notes, featuring 5 copies of each of 10 different phrases. Some of our smash hits include:
- “Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines.”
- “Expensive European car? You look rich, so do us all a favor and buy yourself some parking lessons.”
- “I’m not even mad. This parking job is so bad, I’m actually impressed.”
- “I’ve seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job.”
Safe for Work
These non-vulgar cards are family-friendly and suitable for use in the office. They’re an excellent way to address your dumb coworkers who just can’t stay between the lines. For those looking for something a bit spicier, we also offer a crude 18+ edition for when kid-friendly just doesn’t cut it.
Satisfaction Assured for Life!
We are committed to your satisfaction. If you aren’t completely satisfied with your order, simply email us, and we will respond within 24 hours to make it right, even on weekends. Enjoy sweet revenge while ensuring everyone knows how ridiculous their parking is!
Elevate your parking lot experience with our Bad Parking Revenge Cards - where humor meets practicality!
Shipping Information
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Packaging & Shipping Protection
All orders are shipped in double boxes and come with full insurance for additional protection. Items are usually shipped within 2-3 working days. We are based right here in the United States, and we use secure shipping methods for your peace of mind. For your protection, we may contact you for extra verification of the payment method.
The product will be delivered to your doorstep, carefully packed to avoid any damage. We understand that privacy is important to our customers, and we aim to provide DISCREET packaging. The product name, description, sender's name, or any details that could hint at the product inside will be encrypted to ensure privacy. The package you receive will be completely discreet.
Note: All orders above $250 will require a signature upon delivery.
Shipping Destinations
We currently ship to the following countries:
| United States |
Spain | Denmark | Slovak Republic | Latvia |
| Great Britain | Poland | Japan | Singapore | Finland |
| Canada | Portugal | Hungary | Lithuania | India |
| Germany | UAE | Australia | Slovenia | Estonia |
| France | Austria | Croatia | Bulgaria | Turkey |
| Netherlands | Belgium | Czech Republic | Luxembourg | Israel |
| Sweden | Italy | Ireland | Saudi Arabia | Switzerland |
Processing Time
Orders are processed within 1-3 business days.
Shipping Methods & Delivery Times
Delivery times are estimates and may vary depending on the customer's location, customs processing, weather conditions, or other unforeseen circumstances.
- Domestic orders: Usually take 3-5 business days to deliver.
- International orders: Usually delivered in 8-12 business days.
Shipping Costs
Shipping costs are calculated at checkout based on the shipping destination and selected shipping method. We offer free standard shipping within the United States.
Customs, Duties, and Taxes
International orders may be subject to customs duties, taxes, and import fees imposed by the destination country. These charges are the responsibility of the customer. Please check with your local customs office for more details.
Order Tracking
Once your order has shipped, you will receive a tracking number via email to monitor your shipment's progress.
Lost or Delayed Shipments
If your package is lost or significantly delayed, please contact our support team, and we will assist you in resolving the issue.
Returns & Refunds
For details on returns and refunds, please refer to our Return Policy page.
For any questions, feel free to contact our customer service team at support@toytooth.com.
Safety & Compliance
Safety & Compliance
⚠️ WARNING (California Proposition 65):
This product may contain chemicals known to the State of California to cause cancer, birth defects, or other reproductive harm.
For more information, please visit www.P65Warnings.ca.gov.
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What are the main features of the Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards? A: The Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards come in a pack of 50 with 10 different humorous phrases. They are made of cardstock and measure 2x3.5 inches, making them easy to slip under a car's windshield wiper. These family-friendly cards allow you to express your frustration at poorly parked vehicles without causing any real trouble.
- Q: Are the Bad Parking Cards suitable for use at work? A: Yes, the Bad Parking Cards are designed to be family-friendly and non-vulgar, making them appropriate for use in office settings. They can be a humorous way to address parking issues with coworkers without offending anyone.
- Q: What kind of phrases can I expect from the Bad Parking Cards? A: The Bad Parking Cards feature a variety of witty and sarcastic phrases. Examples include comments like 'Maybe buy a coloring book, so you can practice staying in the lines' and 'I've seen my dog puke up things that look better than your parking job.' These phrases are crafted to deliver humor while addressing bad parking.
- Q: How does the satisfaction guarantee work for these cards? A: Witty Yeti offers a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee. If you are not completely satisfied with your order, you can email them, and they will respond within 24 hours to resolve the issue, ensuring your happiness with the product.
- Q: Can these cards be used as a gift for special occasions? A: Absolutely! The Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards make great gag gifts for occasions like Secret Santa, White Elephant parties, and even as Christmas or birthday gifts for those who enjoy a bit of humor. They're perfect for passive-aggressive friends, family members, or colleagues.