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View compareWitty Yeti Insulting, Hilarious Bad Parking Cards 4 Pack. 200 Card Set With 40 Designs Perfect For Shaming Awful Drivers. Funny Road Rage Business Card, Gag Gift, Prank Insult, White Elephant Novelty
Witty Yeti Insulting, Hilarious Bad Parking Cards 4 Pack. 200 Card Set With 40 Designs Perfect For Shaming Awful Drivers. Funny Road Rage Business Card, Gag Gift, Prank Insult, White Elephant Novelty
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Put On Your Cape And Be The Savior This World Needs! Hilariously Shame The Idiot Drivers Of The World With Witty Yeti'S Huge Collection Of Bad Parking Business Cards.
How Hard Is It Really To Just Park In The Lines? Does That Bmw Really Need To Take Up Two Spaces? It'S About Time That We Good Drivers Had Something To Communicate To These Jerks Just How Awful They Are.
Swift, Quiet Revenge
Keep These Cards In Your Car So When You Locate An A**Hole In The Wild, You Can Simply And Surreptitiously Slide One Under The Windshield Wiper. Your Target Will See A Friendly And Inviting Business Card, But Little Do They Know, Their World Is About To Come Crumbling Down. Either Way, You'Ll Make Their Day A Little Worse, Which Will Please The Parking Gods.
Excellent Novelty Gift Or Stocking Stuffer (For Naughty Children)
Looking For The Perfect Gag Gift For Your Secret Santa? Look No Further. Bad Parkers Inspire Universal Hatred, Unless Your Friend Or Loved One Is In Fact A Bad Parker Themselves.
Sayings For Every Mood!
Each Witty Yetti Card Set Has Different Levels Of Curse Words And General Family-Friendliness. Choose From Pg-Level Cards For Mild Offensive, All The Way Up To Totally Offensive And Curse-Filled Cards For The Worst Sideways Parallel Double-Parking Jobs Out There!
What'S In The Box?
All 4 Sets Of Witty Yetti Brand Bad Parking Business Cards. Includes Hit & Run Edition, Street Justice Edition, Road Rage Edition And Total Annihilation Edition. Each Set Has 50 Cards With 10 Designs, For A Total Of 40 Designs And 200 Cards. It'S The Ultimate Collection With Enough Cards To Humiliate All The Bad Drivers Of Your Town.
Satisfaction Assured For Life!
If You Aren’T Completely Satisfied With Your Order, Simply Email Us, And We Will Respond Within 24 Hours To Make It Right Even On The Weekends. We Absolutely Assure Your Satisfaction!
How Hard Is It Really To Just Park In The Lines? Does That Bmw Really Need To Take Up Two Spaces? It'S About Time That We Good Drivers Had Something To Communicate To These Jerks Just How Awful They Are.
Swift, Quiet Revenge
Keep These Cards In Your Car So When You Locate An A**Hole In The Wild, You Can Simply And Surreptitiously Slide One Under The Windshield Wiper. Your Target Will See A Friendly And Inviting Business Card, But Little Do They Know, Their World Is About To Come Crumbling Down. Either Way, You'Ll Make Their Day A Little Worse, Which Will Please The Parking Gods.
Excellent Novelty Gift Or Stocking Stuffer (For Naughty Children)
Looking For The Perfect Gag Gift For Your Secret Santa? Look No Further. Bad Parkers Inspire Universal Hatred, Unless Your Friend Or Loved One Is In Fact A Bad Parker Themselves.
Sayings For Every Mood!
Each Witty Yetti Card Set Has Different Levels Of Curse Words And General Family-Friendliness. Choose From Pg-Level Cards For Mild Offensive, All The Way Up To Totally Offensive And Curse-Filled Cards For The Worst Sideways Parallel Double-Parking Jobs Out There!
What'S In The Box?
All 4 Sets Of Witty Yetti Brand Bad Parking Business Cards. Includes Hit & Run Edition, Street Justice Edition, Road Rage Edition And Total Annihilation Edition. Each Set Has 50 Cards With 10 Designs, For A Total Of 40 Designs And 200 Cards. It'S The Ultimate Collection With Enough Cards To Humiliate All The Bad Drivers Of Your Town.
Satisfaction Assured For Life!
If You Aren’T Completely Satisfied With Your Order, Simply Email Us, And We Will Respond Within 24 Hours To Make It Right Even On The Weekends. We Absolutely Assure Your Satisfaction!
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Frequently Asked Questions
- Q: What are Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards made of? A: Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards are made of thick, durable paper that gives them a professional look and feel, ensuring that your humorous insults last longer, even in inclement weather.
- Q: How many designs are included in the Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards set? A: The Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards set includes a total of 40 unique designs across 4 different editions, with each edition containing 50 cards, making a total of 200 cards.
- Q: Can these parking cards be used as a gag gift? A: Yes, Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards make an excellent gag gift, perfect for occasions like Secret Santa, white elephant gift exchanges, or as a humorous stocking stuffer for friends and family.
- Q: Are the insults on these cards family-friendly? A: The Witty Yeti Bad Parking Cards come in various levels of offensiveness, ranging from PG-level cards suitable for mild humor to completely offensive cards for those truly terrible parking jobs.
- Q: What is the satisfaction guarantee for these parking cards? A: Witty Yeti offers a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on their Bad Parking Cards. If you're not completely satisfied with your purchase, you can email them for assistance, and they promise to make it right.